featherdusters:

theyve come to free him

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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lavastormsw:

darrynek:

kylejthompson:

I found a ghost town while driving though the midwest. I spent the day wading through dead grass and exploring the vacant homes.  A rusty water tower lay on the outskirts of the town and the yards were littered with old cars.

 New life took over the town.  Birds had built nests in many of the homes and there was a dead lamb in one.  As it grew dark it began to rain.  I picked the house with the cleanest bed and slept inside as I listened to rain drip through holes in the ceiling and patter on the roof.  I woke up early to the sounds of raccoons near me on the stairs.

fallout irl

This is actually really scary once you think about it. There are newspapers and lightbulbs and a painting on the desk in the second picture. There’s a trailer in the fourth, along with numerous cars. There are pots and personal effects in the second to last, and the place is trashed. What made everyone leave in such a hurry that they didn’t have time to grab what was dear to them, or even leave in their cars? Why would they leave them there, and not even consider driving away? What madness inflicted all of the residents to simply leave, without taking anything?

rambleonamazon:

assignedmale:

"When did you decide to be female/male?" #questionscisfolksneverhear

Such a simple concept. I have no idea why it confuses so many cis people.

The times I have tried to explain being transgender from my perspective, it’s met with confused stares and questions like “Why would your parents decide to raise you as a boy if you had a vagina?”

And I’d respond “No, I didn’t have a vagina. I had a penis.”

"Oh, so you were a boy! Why didn’t you just say so?"

"Because I wasn’t!"

sparkofheart:

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

^^^

tacobelligerent:

maximus-gluteus:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

he…. has every right to tho. the song “wake me up when september ends” was about billie joe coping with the loss of his father. so when a bunch of shit-heads decide to be cute and constantly tweet him to “wake up” one the first of october its kinda like a slap in the face, like they’re completely disrespecting the emotions put behind the song. but i do know that there are only two types of people who do this. those who don’t know, and those who don’t care.

not to mention the amount of times hes asked people to not do that

warburtonlabs:

ask-that-pikku:

Kids Next Door moves onto the retail division.

Distributing 2x4 tech on the sly

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